Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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