Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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