You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
