I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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