Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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