i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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