Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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