ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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