I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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