I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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