I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i just had sex bonerless
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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