The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
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