no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
