i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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