sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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