they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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