I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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