nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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