therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Green mimosas i think yes
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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