so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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