it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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