So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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