these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
