i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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