i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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