Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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