Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
