Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I think a kid would responsible me up
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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