Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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