I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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