You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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