I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I skipped work to stalk him.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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