Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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