lets start a swedish sibling band together
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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