Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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