I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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