what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
There was a lot of him and a little penis
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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