Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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