some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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