yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
