you traded sex for a burrito?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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