I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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