Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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