Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Bring me that man meat
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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