I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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