Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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