Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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