Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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