It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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