That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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