Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
