So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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