so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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