The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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