About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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