What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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