you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
