Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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