He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
